"Why’d i just say that?"
Shirt I saw while souvenir shopping
i must have this shirt
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.
I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.
It set on fire.
The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.
The sprinkler system went off.
Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.
Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up.
I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.
This is the devil’s favorite post
white people back at it again
they all look exactly as you would expect them to
Soooooo…. Where’s the riot police to stop them……..
My question exactly
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
a cop just threatened to shoot the livestream operator in the face please continue to boost the stream links all over so that these journalists life and death efforts reach as many people as possible
Stay mindful of the time stamps when these Twitter images are passed around in the following dayz.
fuck you if you think people don’t deserve food and water and care just for existing.
capitalism makes you believe you’re worthless without money
so we believe people without money/possessions have no worth
and people without a home with a nice phone deserves to be treated poorly
because if they didn’t have that iphone they could just have a house and a car and all those other things like you right?
Why… would this even be a question…
Why… would this NOT be a question? SCIENCE BITCHES!